JACOBS CREEK


I drank four bottles of Jacobs Creek

I thought it was water

My daughter said it was wine.

I said “that’s fine”

So I drank quite a lot then fell into my cot

My daughter said “get up you drunken sot”

I said “what,

I’m deaf and can’t hear a word”

She said “Dad don’t be absurd”

And now I feel sick and a little bit thick

I wish Jacobs Creek had been water

And I wish that my daughter

Hadn’t said it was wine.

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