SUPER.

I went down to Asda in my clapped out old Mazda

To get me some milk or something else of that ilk

I see milk from the bean and I think that’s obscene

Then I see lots of wet fish and some fish in a dish

Now I wish for some chips and oranges with pips

Or some potatoes to fry but as hard as I try

And I try not to cry,

I just see sauces for courses and salsas and chutney

I wish I’d gone shopping to Tesco’s at Putney.

Which I find rather strange because they have a much smaller range.

But I’ll make do and mend..

..so with my best wishes I send

This peculiar idyll….

…Go shopping at Lidl.

 

JAM.

STUCK IN THE CAR

STUCK IN A JAM

HERE I AM.

BUT HERE IN MY BRAIN

I`M SAT ON THE TRAIN

GOING TO ANCIENT PORTS

VISITING HOUSES OF SORTS

BUT IN ANCIENT PORTS

YOU MEET ANCIENT MEN

WHO TELL YOU THE STORIES

OF WAY BACK THEN,WHEN

ARCHIMEDES WALKED BY..

TALKING ABOUT SCREWS

NOT A CHANCE I SAID

BUT HE WINS

I LOSE

THEN I DROP IN TO SEE NEMO

FOR A TRIP TO SAN REMO

TO BLITZ THE CASINO

THEN WILLIAM GLADSTONE

DROPS IN

LOOKING AS SHARP AS A PIN

I SAID WILLY

WHERE YA BEEN

HE SAID

DEAD!