DRINK


I have drunk rum and pep

And with a faltering step.

I have drunk cider and shandy

Light ale and brandy,

Bitter and mild

And then I got wild.

I drank whisky and gin

Vodka with coke.

And like a rheumy old soak

I sipped bacardi with ice.

Which wasn’t as nice

As a sparkling wine spritzer

Or a wallbanging blitzer.

But now I think I’ve had enough

Of alcohol and other stuff.

I shall in future drink coffee and tea.

And when I pee

It will not be,

62% proof.

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. shamster test
    May 14, 2011 @ 05:58:25

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  2. shamster test
    May 14, 2011 @ 06:34:07

    Thanks for posting this gnarly article!

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  3. shamtest
    May 14, 2011 @ 12:51:48

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