THE DYSFUNCTIONAL CREW OF THE GOOD SHIP MARU


The captains name was Bartholomew biggins

Who spent all of his days

Swinging in the riggings.

The cook called O’malley

Who should have been down in the galley

Had drunk half a tank

Of Navy proof rum

And was having some fun

walking the plank.

The ships chippie called Hallion

Was whittlin’ a Stallion from an old Portugese Galleon.

The First mate Jobe wore a blue sequinned robe

Which he had bought in a shop somewhere North West of Hove.

And the Bosun named Mason

Was having a torrid affair with the cabin boy Jason.

Sid the ships Doctor

Was a defrocked french proctor

Who had worked at the Sorbonne.

What a strange way for sailors to sail on!

But that is the crew of the good ship Maru.

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