DINNER AT THE MAD HOUSE


I’m going to get out the spam

The chopped pork and ham

Put them in a pan with some beans from a can

And I’m going to cook me a meal.

Then I shall see how I feel.

I might want  to cook me some more

Add a dash of wine

Yes red wine would be dandy and fine.

I might have an apple or two

Spread with some cheese..Danish blue.

Then I will sit down on the mat with my mangy old cat

And we can watch us some telly

Perhaps with ice cream and jelly.

And a biscuit or five

Tomorrow if I’m alive

I might do it again or I might not.

It all depends on what’s left in the pot.

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