IT’S THE FOX AND THE CHICKEN AGAIN


Bruce Binns the fox was out of his box

And was feeling quite queer

Because he had drunk to much beer.

Binnie for short was a bit of a sport

So he drank even more

And flowed out through the door.

He wibbled and wobbled along streets that were cobbled.

Then splashed into his den

When.

A chicken real jolly who was licking an ice lolly

And clutching some gin

Fell in the beside him.

Binns was a sinner and what he saw was dinner

And thought I’m on a winner before I get thinner.

But the jolly chicken was wise

And knew about foxes lies

So when Binns closed his eyes away chicken flies.

So.

If you get as drunk as a skunk when you’re really a fox.

And fall in with a chicken even if it’s ice lolly licking

You may as well begin on the bottle of gin.

There is no way you’re a winner

Because chickens don’t like being on the menu for dinner.

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