THE CHAUVINIST


I say “yes dear  yes dear”

She says “don’t come near me”

She shouts and walks out.

So while she isn’t about

I’ll have a quick beer

Oh yes I will dear.

But I’ll have to say sorry

Though I’m not in a hurry.

There is food in the freezer

Money in the meter

Wine in the cool box

I’ve got three clean shirts

Five pairs of socks

Seven pairs of briefs

Two handkerchiefs.

They”ll last a while.

Yes I’ll have to say sorry

But not till next Tuesday.

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